TXT TLK VERSION!!!!!!!
Unfortunately, due to the high level of emails we receive with bad, indecipherable spelling, no punctuation & in effing text speak, we now offer this page of our website in a badly spelt, text talk format for those of you out there who only have the ability to write like a 2 year old!!
If you have been directed to this page from a reply to an email you have sent us, it's probably because:
a) We couldn't understand a word of your email
b) We assume you'll find the answer to many of the questions you have in life further down this page!
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THE ANSRZ 2 YER ? WILL B 1 OF THE REPLYZ B LOW, PLZ TAK YER PIK:
LO M8,
SUP!
THANX 4 UR ?,
-I WOZ GONNA LOK N C IF WE AD SUM, BUT I CNT B BOVVERD
-LL C IF I CN GIT SUM1 TO LOOK L8RZ 4 U N MAIL U BAK IF I CN B ARSD. RESPEK BLOOD
-IZ POSTD IT BRUV, ITZ ON ITZ WAY, INIT
-DEM COURIERZ AVE GON POSTAL ON DEM PARCELZ WEZ SENT UZ. THERZ NUFINK WEZ CN DOO BLUD
-WHATCHA TALKIN BOUT WILLIS?
-DEM BITCHZ IS GONNA LUV U WIV DAT BANGIN EXHORST ON UZ MOTERBIK BRUVVA, DAT EXHORSTS DA BOMB BLOOD
-I PITY DA FOOL THAT GOEZ HOME CRYIN TO HIS MAMA!
-NAH BLUD, WEZ NOT GONNA B ABLE 2 GET ANY PARTZ 4 UR CHINEZE RIDE. UZ WANNA TAK IT BAK TOOZ DEM BITCHZ DAT SOLD IT 2 YA
-LO M8, UZ GOTTA PUT DEM BATTEREZ ON DEM CHARGRZ TINGS OVERNITE B4 U USE EM OR LL B GUD 4 NUFINK
-WATZ U BITCHIN ABOUT. SUM1 IS GONNA CUM ROUND N GIV U A SLAP IF YA KEEP GOIN ON
-YO BLOOD, LONG TIME NO CS. OWS IT HANGIN. UR LOKIN 4 DEMZ STRING VESTZ 2 WER ON UR APRILER SCOOTZ. WEZ NO DOEZ DEM BLUD. UR 1 CRAZE MO FO BRO IF U WANT 2 WER A STRNG VESTZ WHN UR WIT DA HOMEZ RIDIN IN DA WINTERZ. B SAFE B SEEN BRUV
-NAH BRO, STAYZ AWY, DAT GIRLZ DA SLG. HONST, DEM BIKR BOYZ RND ERE BEEN TAPIN DAT ASS 4 YRZ. SHEZ ALWYZ LOOKIN 4 DA RIDE. LL B LIK CHUKIN A SAUSHEGE UP OXFRD ST. ANWAYZ, SHES USED 2 B A MAN BRUV B4 SHEZ AD TH HOPERATON. B SAFE BLUD N WRAP IT UP B4 U SLP IT UP
-HONEST BRUV, I NO WOT UZ GOTTA DO, UZ GOTTA TAK DA TOP ORF N PUT DA OILZ IN DEMZ ENGINZ, NOTZ IN DA HEDER BOTTLZ. SAFE BRUVVA
-NAH BRUVVA, WEZ BEEN OFERIN 1 O DEM FREE EXCHANGZ IF YA GIT YOUZ LIDZ N IT DONT FIT. IF U SND IT BAK 2 US WEZ LL SWOP IT FER NOTHER 1 4 U. RESPEK BRUV, SAFE
-WEZ NOT GONNA DO EM 4 FREEZ BRO. UZ GONNA AVE 2 TAP DEMS BEATCHZ AT DA BANK O MUM N DAD 4 DA BITZ............AGAIN
-RESPEK BLUD, WEZ GOT EM IN BUT ITZ GONNA COST YA LODS O $$. YOUZ LL AVE 2 LEAVE DEM BITCHZ ALONE DIS WEKEND CAUSE YOUZ LL B SKINT
-LO FRND. UZ PAKAT WLL B WIT U 2MOZ. SOZ 4 UR PARCEAL NT BEIN WIT U N TME, SHOULDA NT SNT TIT WIT DEM COURIRZ BITCHZ. DEMS DA BUMBER CLOT RASTAS WHOZ BEEN SMOKIN DA GREEN ON DA WAY 2 UR CRIB.
-FCUK U BLUD, WHEEZ GOTZ USEZ $$ NOWZ. UZE GONNAZ B OURZ BEEEEEAAAATTTCCCHH
-TROOF BLUD, DEM MOTADZ EXHORSTZ DA SHIZZLE DOG. DATS Y DEMS MORE $$ DEN DA CHINEEZ EXHORSTZ
-HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF THEN TURNING IT ON AGAIN?
-PLZ CALM DUN BRUV, ITZ NT GUD 4 YER ELF. IF YOUZ GONNA B MOUFIN ORF N STUFF, WEZ GONNA AVE 2 TAK MESURZ 2 STOP YA. LL B TAKIN ME PIECE 2 PUT A CAP IN YER ASS NXT TIME ME N DA BOYZ IS GOIN PAST YER CRIB IN OUR RIDE. SAFE BRUV, TAK A CHIL PIL N MAIL ME BK
-TAK IT ESY BRO, OR 50 LL PUT DA CUFS ON YA WHN DEM TAKIN DUWN UZ DETAILZ AT DA ROADSIDE. UZ GOTTA LEGALIZ IT BLUD, DONT B DISSIN DA MEN IN DA BLAK N WHITZ OR UZ LL B CHILLIN WIT DA HOMEZ IN DA NIK
-NAH GEEZ, WEZ NOT GONNA B ABL 2 DO IT FER NUFINK N WEZ DON DISCONT 4 DEM BATTY BOY MEMBERS O THE TXT SPK MTRCYCL CLUBZ
YOURZ RESPEKFULY
BRUV
-WHT DUG MTRCYCL ACCESORYIES
SAFE......INIT!
The translation below if for all the visitors who insist on emailing us in languages we don't speak:
Bonjour, Ciao, Buno Astenti, Hallo, Hej, Dia Duit, Witaj, Hola, Merhaba, Alright Geeza........etc....
THANKS FOR MESSAGE,
WE NO SPEAKY THE LINGO LUV,
YOU SPEAKY SPEAKY ENGLISH??
YOU HAVE MATEY WHO SPEAKY ENGLISH?
DOES IT HELPY IF WE SHOUT & WAVE OUR ARMS AROUND WHEN WE SPEAK?
I'll HAVE UNO SAN MIGUEL MATEY!
SCORCHIO!
BLANCO DOGO MOTORCYCLEO ACCESSORIESO
TEXT SPEAK IS A CRIME!!!!!!!!
Don't waste the years you spent at school..........
Help restrict text speak to mobile phones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
