Everybody has a privacy policy these days, but how do I know you won't pass on my details?

Your privacy is very important to us, the only companies who we pass details onto are companies that are necessary for us to be able to process your order or enquiry.
We realise that most companies have a 'privacy statement', but there are 2 main reasons why we strictly enforce our Privacy Policy.
1) We are bound by the current Data Protection Act & Privacy and electronic Communications Regulations, if we were caught violating these laws, shady looking men in trench coats from obscure government departments would pay us a visit & insert things into holes in our bodies we never knew existed!
2) Spam emails for some dodgy looking viagra substitute & phone calls from people selling 'luxury holiday villas in Kuwait' are annoying, to put it very mildly & the traffic of unregulated spam emails is creating a real problem on the internet that is affecting companies & consumers alike. White Dog do not encourage or assist in the traffic of spam emails.

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN US, RIGHT!!?
WE ARE FROM THE GOVERNMENT DEPARTMENT FOR INSERTING OBJECTS INTO PARTS OF YOUR BODY!!